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I loved Mother Mary but I can't review it :(
I loved Mother Mary but I can't review it :(
April 26, 2026
I loved Mother Mary. Having now seen it twice inside of a week (and listened to the accompanying EP many times), I think there's a very good chance that it...

Why reboot Faces of Death tho
Why reboot Faces of Death tho
April 17, 2026
Faces of Death (2026) has a 100 Gecs-inspired end credits song which intercuts its incomprehensibly machined vocals with monologue from Faces of Death...

"More Everything Forever" Review: Billionaire Delusions
"More Everything Forever" Review: Billionaire Delusions
April 8, 2026
“Every Billionaire is a Policy Failure.” It’s a beautifully succinct phrase, at one time the Twitter name of Dan Riffle, former policy advisor for...

Watching the birth of cinema is pretty hecking cool
Watching the birth of cinema is pretty hecking cool
April 1, 2026
I went years believing that Auguste and Louis Lumière created motion pictures, that L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (Train Pulling Into a Station)...

Project Hail Mary, IMAX, and Me [Hot Take #4]
Project Hail Mary, IMAX, and Me [Hot Take #4]
March 28, 2026
I’ll never forget seeing The Dark Knight on opening day at the Feinstein IMAX Theater at the Providence Place Mall in Providence, Rhode Island. I was...

undertone is Paranormal Activity but with podcasts (complimentary)
undertone is Paranormal Activity but with podcasts (complimentary)
March 20, 2026
My last Kagi search before it began was “undertone movie jump scares.” I had committed to seeing the film with virtually no information: “horror movie with...

An ultra-violent hit of gaming nostalgia
An ultra-violent hit of gaming nostalgia
March 13, 2026
The experience I had playing Romeo Is a Dead Man was almost exactly the experience I had going to a childhood friend's wedding. As I walked up to the church,...

My favorite hobby is hating AI
My favorite hobby is hating AI
February 20, 2026
For years, I was obsessed with cryptocurrency… though not in the way most people tend to be. I would spend hours every single week watching videos, listening...

Ranking the Academy Award Best Picture Noms (2026 Edition)
Ranking the Academy Award Best Picture Noms (2026 Edition)
February 6, 2026
A few weeks ago now, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced the nominees for the 2026 Oscars ceremony. And ya know what: I think they did...

I just watched a man climb a skyscraper [Hot Take #3]
I just watched a man climb a skyscraper [Hot Take #3]
January 24, 2026
It was cool as hell. And a fitting cap to a few weeks of watching that same man climb a whole bunch of mountains in a series of documentaries. Alex Honnold...

I don't want people to die, [Issue #6]
I don't want people to die, [Issue #6]
January 11, 2026
Years ago, I worked with a man whose twitter handle was something like “The Conservative Kid” (he was in his 30s). He was also deeply stupid — and not just...

Ringing in the New Year with V for Vendetta [Hot Take #2]
Ringing in the New Year with V for Vendetta [Hot Take #2]
January 1, 2026
In high school, my new friends called me V. My old friends mostly still called me "Alec" and the teachers were kind of all over the place, but I didn't care...

Finally understanding my problems with Fantasy [Issue #5]
Finally understanding my problems with Fantasy [Issue #5]
December 27, 2025
A few years ago, I was sitting on a train talking to the second-most-interesting person I’ve ever met: a guy who had some genuinely compelling story about...

An Old Tale from Way Back When (That I’ll Sing Again and Again) [Issue #4]
An Old Tale from Way Back When (That I’ll Sing Again and Again) [Issue #4]
December 20, 2025
In the second meeting between Paul Mezcal’s William Shakespeare and Jessie Buckley’s Agnes Soon-To-Be-Shakespeare-I-Guess depicted in Chloe Zhao’s Hamnet,...

The Oscars and I Shouldn't Share a Platform [Hot Take #1]
December 17, 2025
So the biggest story in Entertainment today is the announcement that starting in 2029, in its 101st year, the Oscars will not just be available on streaming...

When Your Fun Murder Mystery Gets God In It [Issue #3]
When Your Fun Murder Mystery Gets God In It [Issue #3]
December 12, 2025
Some of my reviews assume you’ve seen the movie and talk openly about the whole dang thing. This one does not. I don’t like how much time I spend thinking...

How should I feel being daine's #82 fan? [Issue #2]
How should I feel being daine's #82 fan? [Issue #2]
December 7, 2025
Getting the woke shit out of the way: Spotify bad, but I’ve been paying for other people's subscriptions for years through a family plan, and most will not...

The Friends We Make Just for a Day [Issue #1]
The Friends We Make Just for a Day [Issue #1]
November 29, 2025
A month and a half ago, I spent a day with a woman I had never seen before and will almost certainly never see again. It was a great day – among the best of...

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